“MISSISSIPPI SQUIRREL”

By: chesshirecat

Mar 31 2010

Category: Uncategorized

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Aperture:f/4.5
Focal Length:22mm
ISO:100
Shutter:1/1250 sec
Camera:NIKON D3000

In the upper branches of this tree you’ll see a squirrel’s nest. Cute rats in a lovely suit… all the same…I like them.
The following song lyrics are by Ray Stevens. The following is only an excerpt.

All the way down to the Amen pew
where sat Sister Bertha better than you
Who had been watching all the commotion
with sadistic glee.
You should’ve seen the look in her eyes
when that squirrel jumped her garters and crossed her thighs.
she jumped to her feet and said,
“Lord have mercy on me!”
As the squirrel made laps inside her dress,
she began to cry and then to confess
to sins that would make a sailor blush with shame.

She told of gossip and church disention,
but the thing that got the most attention
is when she talked about her love life
then she started naming names!

The day the squirrel went berserk.
In the First Self-Righteous Church
Of that sleepy little town of Pascagoula.
It was a fight for survival,
that broke out in revival.
They were jumpin pews and shouting Halelujah!

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